“what does the car door sound like when it closes?”
“really loud, like BLEEEGHHHHHHHHhhwQQHhhHQHHHHHH”
THEN HE SAID”One time i got the lifeguard Burt’s Bees stuff, like the chapstick and it turned my lips white”
“ew no way”
“yeah it’s like for sun”
and it is going to be things that kurt did or said that was funny. wordup. first thing:
Kurt just had the craziest thought.
“What would happen if you put food coloring in a fish bowl that had fish in it?”
THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD HAPPEN?!!?!!1111
and i said we should dye them blue so they’re like hard to see.
Kurt replied:
“Ew that’s too natural”